I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!

I knew went to war with them for a reason!

I guess I’ll just try to entertain myself with the collected knowledge of all mankind…

Humanity’s greatest challenge, right behind curing cancer, eradicating hunger and creating sustainable energy. 

Science is not yet ready to tackle the mysteries of the back of your house. 

Summer bummer

You’re so resourceful!