A collection of first-world problems
"You’re in Paris you fuck."
What good is a vacation if you can’t post pictures while it’s happening?
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
I’ll help those flood victims in a minute, right now I’ve got a more important prayer to answer. - God
THEN HOW DID YOU TUMBL?!?!
Buy the White Whine book today
Seems more like the Holiday Inn’s fault…
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
I thought America ran on you, Dunkin? I THOUGHT WE RAN ON YOU?!
I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!