"I’m color blinde(sic) to race" is one of the funniest things I’ve read all year.
Can’t they just wheel themselves where they need to go?
Make way for the King of the Subway! Make way, peasant!
The bus is for rouges and tyrants, milady.
"What, the 2011 not suiting you?"
If you’re so loaded, why do you still take the Metro North?