A collection of first-world problems
I’ve never wanted to murder someone so much
This must be a traumatic time, and I understand if you’re not ready to talk about it.
The perfect gift for that special asshole in your life
There are unfortunate events and then there are tragic ones.
You can’t play Candy Crush forever…
Oh no, God killed the wrong person again!
That’s why you hate the flood?
Kill a tree, read a book
Yeah, that really sucks for you…
Buy the book…buy the book…buy the boooookkkkkk……
A $329 mistake
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