A collection of first-world problems
No more slumming.
And that’s why you hire butlers, my man!
They ruined the jewels on my clothes!
Plus, that whole time you’re thinking about the gardener you have to fire later.
If you only read one book this year, you should read more books
Ah, I see you’ve found White Whine’s Craigslist ad…
See why the Bible is only called the “good” book…
It’s bad enough when one plane is in the shop, but both of them…?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There are RULES in the sauna?!