You can’t drive a car in the rain? What are you, FROM LA?! BOOM!

Sounds like you should be more insecure about everyone hating you, which I’m sure they do.

Sorry, Police, mother is taking the waters. We’ll have our driver move the auto later

Got a nice collage of hypocrisy here (click to enlarge)

Oh, and also because I’m rich

I honestly can’t tell whose side I’m on here

Oh Karen, marry me?