It’s getting harder and harder to frame the maid for murder
Take THAT, hired help!
It’s hard to find good help who won’t flee in the face of diaster these days
Doesn’t she have, like, a job to go to or something?!
Anything concerning the temperature of butter - especially whipped butter served by caterers - is a certifiable White Whine.
If you worked at Applebees, you’d need a drink, too.
I guess it’s also nice to have new tiles or whatever…