UGH! If you need to talk to someone, talk to your phone!

I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!

Thank god you used some of that last remaining battery power to update us on this important news

That reply is A) one of the best ones ever and B) could apply to almost all status updates

How dare someone stutter at me?! HOW DARE?!

A Windows Whiner

Shockingly, some people weren’t that into the marriage equality support online