You have angered the Roomba and the Roomba has exacted its revenge
I’m all about saving the environment! I just think I’d be better at it with some nice, perky tits, is all.
“The indignity of the suburbs”
UGH! If you need to talk to someone, talk to your phone!
I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!
Thank god you used some of that last remaining battery power to update us on this important news
That reply is A) one of the best ones ever and B) could apply to almost all status updates