A collection of first-world problems
Subway needs to get faster robots.
And don’t even get me started on their tessellated cheese operation!
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
Wasn’t really a White Whine until you revealed that it’s been bugging you for two weeks.
You can’t play Candy Crush forever…
Let me answer that question: Dead animals.
Those motherfuckers owe me an extra inch!
You have to complain to the head chef to get anything done there. You’ve probably been talking to the sous-chef or the saucier.