You have angered the Roomba and the Roomba has exacted its revenge

I’m all about saving the environment! I just think I’d be better at it with some nice, perky tits, is all.

“The indignity of the suburbs”

Like Romeo and Juliet, she and her love were kept apart by parents.

Yeah…looks like a real piece of shit, huh?

The longest wait in the world…

I hate when they use the wrong bread in my bed sandwich