The customer is ALWAYS right, even when they’re wrong!
The terrorism was bad, but not having Starbucks was worse.
The more words in your coffee order, the more likely you’ll be disappointed.
Now how the hell am I supposed to drink this?!
Wait till chapter 2. It gets real good
I guess those Starbucks employees in Dubai are just as stupid as the ones back at home.
Yeah, I’m going with the barista on this one…






