Suns out, guns out, bro!
- Shouted to no one while playing videogames in a dark hotel room
Six Flags: Where handicapped people don’t get to cut!
God has no place in Spring Break
I know you didn’t mean to be a dick, but…
Surely there must be a Best Buy in Hawaii where you could get one?!
Forgot what time I would want to get up for a flight when I was actually booking my flight.