Perhaps up the radius?
I’m glad you took a break from watching a baseball game while pretending to watch your kid’s soccer game to use your phone to update Facebook with this status. World’s #1 Dad?
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I might even beat the butler with a candlestick or something.
Maybe they’ll hold the game until you get back?
A new contender for Whitest Whine?
Tee times come first, even before human life
I’d say hearing about people complain about golf is worse than slow play