Most first world thing ever said?
Hey NBC! Stop trying to recoup your investment, dickheads!
Spoiled panda, I think, right?
There are other divisions besides Fabulously Wealthy?
Perhaps up the radius?
I’m glad you took a break from watching a baseball game while pretending to watch your kid’s soccer game to use your phone to update Facebook with this status. World’s #1 Dad?
<sincerity>If you like WhiteWhine, please buy and review the book. It would mean the world to me.</sincerity>
I might even beat the butler with a candlestick or something.