Like Romeo and Juliet, she and her love were kept apart by parents.
Even rich girls don’t always get the gift they want.
Poor thing. She’s going to die before she gets her new car.
That reply is A) one of the best ones ever and B) could apply to almost all status updates
Why can’t my car always be new?
Not to sound like a dick, but you do sound like a bitch.
Mansion living is harder than you expected