A collection of first-world problems
I think you might actually be a resident of ‘murica, not America.
UGH, Let me just beat these hookers up while listening to English, OK?
The perfect gift for that special asshole in your life
Stupid former Spanish Colony still speaking Spanish after all these years…
Yes, I expect everyone to conform to my cultural expectations. No, I do not recognize your language as equal to mine.
When you’re a racist, you’re not going to have a feliz navidad.
Maybe if you wish hard enough your dreams will come true
Life is rough in Key West