A collection of first-world problems
Wait…are they at a Chuck E Cheese or a McDonalds?!
I feel like I don’t get enough submissions from Pinterest. There must be literally billions of White Whines on there. Is that a challenge? You’re damn right it is.
Kill a tree, read a book
If you tag your sentence with “I just can’t” should should have to give me $10 for making my day worse.
Buy the book…buy the book…buy the boooookkkkkk……
Let me answer that question: Dead animals.
Finally, an answer to the age old question, Do font snobs exist?
If it’s not five star cuisine I’d honestly rather starve
Oh Karen, marry me?