And you were there! And you were there!
We’ve made a deal with the devil
We all know free coffee attracts murders, of course.
Anything that starts with “Daddy” and ends with that emoji is an immediate White Whine.
Don’t you hate it when your boobs go on a diet?
You know you spent more than if you’d bought the cheaper one for full price, right?
Candy Came? Sounds sticky.