A collection of first-world problems
That dog did you a favor
You can’t play Candy Crush forever…
What kind of God would let other people have stuff that I want?
Kill a tree, read a book
When it comes to losing limbs, very rarely is it your choice.
Treat yourself. You deserve it.
Not boat tested? Then they’re not ready for market!
"They look nice on this black sneaker stand, too."
The continuing trials of the whitest dude alive…