A collection of first-world problems
How am I suppose to glam now?
That does not sound nightmare worthy
If you only read one book this year, you should read more books
Try working out in heels maybe?
Don’t I not know it!
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Fact: If you wear old shoes on New Year’s Eve, you’ll be doomed to repeat the previous year forever.
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The perfect gift for that special asshole in your life
But at least your corpse will have some banging pumps to be buried in!
Before you complain, walk a mile in my heels