A collection of first-world problems
From the iTunes reviews of the Starbucks App
I remember when Michelin Stars used to mean something.
The perfect gift for that special asshole in your life
Not boat tested? Then they’re not ready for market!
Here’s a tip: If the restaurant you’re eating at has the words “factory” “hut” or “house” in the name AND/OR it’s at the mall, it probably doesn’t have a Michelin star.
"I won’t tolerate inauthenticity."
Incredibly pious rant about the true meaning of “the blues”
I hate when these stupid immigrants make mustakes!
Yelp Contest entry
So wait…you mean to tell me they serve brand name sparkling water?!