Here’s a tip: If the restaurant you’re eating at has the words “factory” “hut” or “house” in the name AND/OR it’s at the mall, it probably doesn’t have a Michelin star.
“I won’t tolerate inauthenticity.”
Incredibly pious rant about the true meaning of “the blues”
I hate when these stupid immigrants make mustakes!
Yelp Contest entry
So wait…you mean to tell me they serve brand name sparkling water?!
A Yelp Contest entry.
HOW COME I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES?!
Entry for the Yelp White Whine contest.
Sounds like this is the perfect person to be reviewing a candy store.
Another Yelp Contest entry. This one is a review of Central Park.