How dare you make me, a greater-than, wait to dine?!
Wait, you’re a white woman? Why didn’t you say so!
I remember when Michelin Stars used to mean something.
If your dad is in your phone as Daddy, pretty much everything you say will be a White Whine.
Nobody likes a crying baby at a restaurant. I’m speaking about this lady, not the infant, of course.
If you tag your sentence with “I just can’t” should should have to give me $10 for making my day worse.