Excuse, your holiness, but we really need to cook these white people some Tibetan food.
Your wishes mean nothing without THE LORD OUR GOD!
Keep those Holiday Hater Whines coming! WhiteWhine.com/Submit
God has no place in Spring Break
The answer is obviously WalMart
Yeah, saying “Merry Christmas” is really jamming that holiday down people’s throats.
Holiday Hater entry
Yelp review that church IMMEDIATELY.
Because that’s where Christmas trees usually go, in your building’s hallway.