What do you know about my slave-owning days?
Hey NBC! Stop trying to recoup your investment, dickheads!
The Earl of Grey himself would not be this upset
Chill, lady. It’s not Starbucks fault that milk makes you shit yourself.
Yup, here I am just letting the world know that I care about what other people who do a completely different job than I do make. That’s the kind of person I am. I actively do not want people in the service industry to make a living wage. Why? Because that’s how much I want to pay four cents less for coffee.
I know what will calm you down, a nice Dunkachino Turbo.
Oh, I didn’t know living on food stamps was easy! I should go sign up now!