I’m all about saving the environment! I just think I’d be better at it with some nice, perky tits, is all.

“I’m color blinde(sic) to race” is one of the funniest things I’ve read all year. 

I wish whoever submitted this one didn’t pre-black-out that last name so we could all know the identity of on of the shittiest assholes around

The customer is ALWAYS right, even when they’re wrong!

Sounds like someone doesn’t know what a bucket list is

So annoying how Obama invented poor people and welfare.

Wow, that black lady sure sounded like a real racist asshole, huh? I mean, the nerve to ask an Irish person on St. Patty’s if they’re having corned beef and cabbage! In this day and age…