A collection of first-world problems
They ruined the jewels on my clothes!
Wait…are they at a Chuck E Cheese or a McDonalds?!
Plus, that whole time you’re thinking about the gardener you have to fire later.
If you only read one book this year, you should read more books
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I like it!
I feel like this might be Dick Van Dyke himself making these comments…
Sounds like someone needs a smoke break!!!