A collection of first-world problems
If only there were a way to tan the baby while it’s still in the womb
HEY! Enough with the compliments! They’re starting to piss me off.
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I’ll push this thing out of my vagina when Project Runway is over…IF I COULD FUCKING WATCH IT!
Stupid baby is messing up my beauty regiment!