A collection of first-world problems
"You’re in Paris you fuck."
WTF?! Stop trying to keep me alive, Apple!
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
Just because you’re friends on Facebook, doesn’t mean they’re going to take your side. Especially when you’re wrong.
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I bet that was the last thing the driver thought, too.
How selfish of them, right?
That selfish, unconscious piece of shit!
Sorry, just over here literally dealing with your garbage. I’ll be done soon.
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