A collection of first-world problems
I’ve never wanted to murder someone so much
"You’re in Paris you fuck."
WTF?! Stop trying to keep me alive, Apple!
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
Just because you’re friends on Facebook, doesn’t mean they’re going to take your side. Especially when you’re wrong.
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
I bet that was the last thing the driver thought, too.
How selfish of them, right?
That selfish, unconscious piece of shit!