There are unfortunate events and then there are tragic ones.
Oh no, God killed the wrong person again!
That’s why you hate the flood?
Sounds like a pretty shit day
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Yeah, that really sucks for you…
Jesus, what a terrible tragedy. And also, crazy about that plane crash, huh?
As much as I want to make fun of this guy, I half agree with him