MOM! How can I show my fucking face at the lunch table now, YOU FUCKING BITCH?!
That reply is A) one of the best ones ever and B) could apply to almost all status updates
The dreaded dreadlock deadlock
Thinking about getting legally emancipated so I can go to Coachella
Why can’t my car always be new?
White Bread Whine
Not to sound like a dick, but you do sound like a bitch.