Every vacation has its consequences.
Normally I don’t do this, but I feel for you so I’m gonna help you out. I’m gonna give you $50 to take that piece of shit off your hands. You’re welcome.
And why haven’t you tried to get legally emancipated yet?
ANSWER ME, FATHER?!
It was good while it lasted…
Yeah, God! Get your creation here an iPhone!
Get the White Whine book for under $10!
Nobody likes a crying baby at a restaurant. I’m speaking about this lady, not the infant, of course.