I’m all about saving the environment! I just think I’d be better at it with some nice, perky tits, is all.
Like Romeo and Juliet, she and her love were kept apart by parents.
Yeah…looks like a real piece of shit, huh?
Even rich girls don’t always get the gift they want.
Happy Mother’s Day!
From WhiteWhine’s worst children
MOM! How can I show my fucking face at the lunch table now, YOU FUCKING BITCH?!
That reply is A) one of the best ones ever and B) could apply to almost all status updates