A collection of first-world problems
I mean, what is the president doing in DC?!
I’m sure making your shower worse is on the top of Obama’s agenda…
So annoying how Obama invented poor people and welfare.
Stupid Obama forcing the stock market to tank…
A few people are a little disappointed with the election results…
"That damn Roosevelt keeps interrupting the Colgate Comedy Hour on the radio!"
-These People, if they lived in 1942
…I was also disappointed to learn that there are, in fact, no aliens being held at Area 51.