A collection of first-world problems
What does that make people who buy CDs then?
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Maybe they should make satellites for just under bridges?
That has to be racist, right?
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ANSWER ME, FATHER?!
Kill a tree, read a book
"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY PHONE IS LISTENING TO THIS SONG RIGHT NOW!"
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