A collection of first-world problems
One of the whitest whines in a while
That, and waterboarding.
Why are they still your friends?
You’re just growing up so damn fast, your ol’ Pandora forgets you’re not a kid anymore, honey.
If you only read one book this year, you should read more books
What does that make people who buy CDs then?
Just because you’re friends on Facebook, doesn’t mean they’re going to take your side. Especially when you’re wrong.
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