Just because you’re friends on Facebook, doesn’t mean they’re going to take your side. Especially when you’re wrong.
Maybe they should make satellites for just under bridges?
That has to be racist, right?
Bach writes some of the best chill out music
ANSWER ME, FATHER?!
"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY PHONE IS LISTENING TO THIS SONG RIGHT NOW!"
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Take THAT, dad!