Oh, and also because I’m rich
Oh Karen, marry me?
Ladies, he’s single!
Maybe someday you’ll be able to pull off a scarf…but not yet
How dare ye, Starbucks! Whence the King comes with coffers overflowing, thou shalt serve him a coffee regardless!
You wouldn’t feed your child garbage, so why would you feed your car trasholine?
How inconsiderate of Mercedes to release a new model