No, no. That’s called a “bank.”

If only we could build more!

So let me get this straight: You want me to PAY the FULL RENT, even though I’m going on vacation for a while? What kind of scam you running here, huh?

…You know, or I can try to save money or whatever. 

Sorry girls-with-small-engagement-rings. Turns out your fiances don’t actually love you

Like Romeo and Juliet, she and her love were kept apart by parents.

Guess it’s time for a new wallet