A collection of first-world problems
Mexico, consider yourself on blast.
I’ll help those flood victims in a minute, right now I’ve got a more important prayer to answer. - God
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
You should just tell them that you’re a real fan and they’ll probably give you a ticket
Maybe if you wish hard enough your dreams will come true
Ugh, do you know they let almost anyone with a passport in there?
"He just said no and made me go on a cruise"