A collection of first-world problems
Your profile pic matches your mood
That all depends on how much you want to eavesdrop on people doing your nails, I guess.
I think any post that starts with “Sooo irritated” will definitely be a White Whine
Shame you couldn’t find time to pamper yourself a bit.
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
Sounds like somebodies single!
You must have some grubby feet