Just a reminder to wear a condom, everyone.
Tears from both sides…?
I’m glad you took a break from watching a baseball game while pretending to watch your kid’s soccer game to use your phone to update Facebook with this status. World’s #1 Dad?
<sincerity>If you like WhiteWhine, please buy and review the book. It would mean the world to me.</sincerity>
Normally I don’t do this, but I feel for you so I’m gonna help you out. I’m gonna give you $50 to take that piece of shit off your hands. You’re welcome.
And why haven’t you tried to get legally emancipated yet?
Nobody likes a crying baby at a restaurant. I’m speaking about this lady, not the infant, of course.
"Meatloaf is staying in the trash."