Move thy child along at once, for the King of Subway requireth a six-inch meaty BMT!
Just a gentle reminder this holiday season to use birth control.
I mean, why did I even bother having kids if they’re just going to suck at music?
What recession?!
By this kid’s measure, I was extremely abused as a child.
Complaint #841
-Sent by David
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