“I accidentally took the 5 and not the 4s”….sure you did….
Mansion living is harder than you expected
My kids are bullshit at decorating. I have to re-do all their awful work.
Selling people has been illegal for a while…
Explain to me how it’s fair that my little Evelyn can’t piss and shit in this pool?
Move thy child along at once, for the King of Subway requireth a six-inch meaty BMT!
Just a gentle reminder this holiday season to use birth control.