Oh fuck! What are you going to do?

Oh fuck! What are you going to do?
Goddamn it, now I have to watch trailers on my freaking laptop. Like a caveman!
I’m sorry, you have 4,800 contacts?
And hey JUST made the iPhone bigger, too…
And I hate that you have an iPhone 5 and I do not.
Why did I not buy the damn chargers for these!
Consider yourself warned, parents. Do NOT fuck this up!