WTF?! Stop trying to keep me alive, Apple!
Get on my level!
Just another friendly reminder to wear a condom!
FIRE ALL THE WAITERS!
Maybe buy 5 iphones?
This must be a traumatic time, and I understand if you’re not ready to talk about it.
Unfortunately, we can’t always get what we want. Your parents wanted children that weren’t brats.
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