A collection of first-world problems
Well see about that. I’m pretty we’ll sure the iPhone knows what you want.
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend and half new friends.
See why the Bible is only called the “good” book…
I’m being forced to look at people…
White Whine? No. Funny? Yes.
It’s even funnier because it sounds like she waited for 5-10 minutes listening to the alarm.
The worst thing is THAT FONT