Jesus! Get to the hospital!
If only there was something you could do?!
If you did I bet you also got yourself a nice lawsuit
Your lack of multiple devices is ruining my vacation
I’ll take your place in that chain gang, dude
See the retina display glow
Shining like a twenty thousand stars
And the battery’s not low
So we don’t have to charge
I’m guessing because he or she has a job