A collection of first-world problems
But according to WebMD, you also might have cancer.
I thought it was a 5 year old iPad. Then I realized the truth.
Wait, you’re not the kid?
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
I guess buy a new MacBook?
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
Jesus! Get to the hospital!
The Perfect Gift For That Special Asshole In Your Life!
If only there was something you could do?!
You can’t play Candy Crush forever…
If you did I bet you also got yourself a nice lawsuit
Kill a tree, read a book