America isn’t for gay people!

So annoying how Obama invented poor people and welfare.

These homeless people are sooooo picky!

While you’re waiting for that iPhone, may we suggest learning grammar, spelling or English?

“It stands for the working man”

No, no it doesn’t.

I love the logic at the end - “you go through double the diapers if you buy the cheap shit.” Really? The brand-name diapers can take 2, 3 dumps before you need to change them I guess.

Oh man, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but…you were in America all along.