A collection of first-world problems
You can’t play Candy Crush forever…
When my key battery dies I usually just buy a new car.
Please give to an author in need
DQ and Schindler’s List should never appear in the same sentence, except this one I’ve just written
Kill a tree, read a book
When it comes to losing limbs, very rarely is it your choice.
Treat yourself. You deserve it.
Or one American.
Get the White Whine book for under $10!
You should try both before you make up your mind.
Buy the book…buy the book…buy the boooookkkkkk……
I mourn for you, sir