A collection of first-world problems
I’m sure the vets all agree
"Unreal" as in you’re not actually depressed, right?
Hell sounds mildly irritating, at worst.
I respectfully disagree. Wait. Nevermind. I disrespectfully disagree.
Hell only has coconut donuts
You forgot mosquitoes!
Nothing? Really? Nothing at all?
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