A collection of first-world problems
And they shall burn in hell for it
I second the question: What’s a skin brush?
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
Bach writes some of the best chill out music
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
And that’s why she had to go…
You’ll just have to not sleep until she comes back and switches it around.
Kill a tree, read a book
One of the universe’s great unanswerable questions!
Treat yourself. You deserve it.
I’ll be eating lunch out of my frowny face tupperware now
Trade you a book for $10?