But I don’t have to text you, right?
Yup, here I am just letting the world know that I care about what other people who do a completely different job than I do make. That’s the kind of person I am. I actively do not want people in the service industry to make a living wage. Why? Because that’s how much I want to pay four cents less for coffee.
Nice! Way to show that person in need that you are not to be trifled with!
Oh no, God killed the wrong person again!
That’s why you hate the flood?
Two wonderful human beings! I feel like if you post something about Amber Alerts being annoying, the police should get a veto on your next 911 call.
911, what’s your emergency?
There’s someone in my house. I think they might have a gun.
Were you not the one who posted ‘STFU Amber Alerts’ on Facebook?
Yes, but what does that have to do with…hello? Hello?
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