A collection of first-world problems
Someone’s getting into heaven…!
Treat yourself. You deserve it.
Awww, did reality ruin your little vacation? Poor thing. Maybe Hawaii will give you a refund for forcing you to look at its residents while you were on vacay.
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You can’t call him homeless if he’s made a home in your car, can you?
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Never ask the people with the most to help the people with the least
That’s MY trash, homeless people! Not YOUR trash!
You should write articles for Travel & Leisure!
By reader request I will now be tagging white whines featuring a solid slam by a friend of the whiner with #Boom Roasted