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I don’t know. A real positive person would say the wine glass was half not disgusting.
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I don’t know. A real positive person would say the wine glass was half not disgusting.

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I would easily wait twice that for a Mango-A-Go-Go, but I’m still very upset.
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I would easily wait twice that for a Mango-A-Go-Go, but I’m still very upset.

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2013 was going so well until I made that one mediocre bowl of guacamole.
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2013 was going so well until I made that one mediocre bowl of guacamole.

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Ignoring all the other reasons this post is insane, let’s take a minute to appreciate the fact that this person uses New Jersey as an adjective.
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Ignoring all the other reasons this post is insane, let’s take a minute to appreciate the fact that this person uses New Jersey as an adjective.

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I feel so bad for all those poor children in Africa. They can’t afford to fly to Spain at all.
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I feel so bad for all those poor children in Africa. They can’t afford to fly to Spain at all.

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