Yeah, going to Hawaii sounds horrible

Life is hard, bro

I’m so over Hawaii

Hawaii > Bieber

I like the free flights whenever in the world I want. I hate that they’re not perfectly aligned with my schedule.

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The real victims of this disaster - white, upper-class girls.

Not much to do in Hawaii, huh?