A collection of first-world problems
That’s a crock of straight up bullshit.
Rub me don’t stick me!
Buy the White Whine book today
It’s difficult telling people what free gifts I want.
Kill a tree, read a book
And why haven’t you tried to get legally emancipated yet?
I didn’t even know a mermaid tail was something you could spend 3 grand on…
Trade you a book for $10?
Yeah, God! Get your creation here an iPhone!
Get the White Whine book for under $10!
Someone whining about getting an iPhone 5 instead of whining about not getting one? I honestly don’t know what to think anymore…