It’s difficult telling people what free gifts I want.
And why haven’t you tried to get legally emancipated yet?
I didn’t even know a mermaid tail was something you could spend 3 grand on…
Yeah, God! Get your creation here an iPhone!
Get the White Whine book for under $10!
Someone whining about getting an iPhone 5 instead of whining about not getting one? I honestly don’t know what to think anymore…
Really putting the cart before horse there, huh?
Hurry up, family!