A collection of first-world problems
ONLY $50?! Bullshit.
UGH! Why would anyone get me a smartphone?!?!?!
Stop with the free money already!
That’s a crock of straight up bullshit.
Rub me don’t stick me!
Buy the White Whine book today
It’s difficult telling people what free gifts I want.
Kill a tree, read a book
And why haven’t you tried to get legally emancipated yet?