I remember when Michelin Stars used to mean something.
I paid good money for not seeds.
How can I possible White now?
"Ohhh, I’m sorry. You spell your name the fucking stupid way? Oh, OK. I’ll remember to write it stupid next time you come in."
But at least your corpse will have some banging pumps to be buried in!
That bullshit looks like free coffee…
Also, my dick is too big and I have too much money and people respect me too much.