“Yes, hello? Health department? I’d like to report a gross violation of health codes at my local Starbucks. An employee there was wearing hair rollers and concealer on her…and you hung up.”
The longest wait in the world…
I hate when they use the wrong bread in my bed sandwich
Don’t believe the hype
Everything is better with cheese!
Except Polos, I guess.
And Chinese food.
It’s almost as if you’re not as invested in this coffee order as I am!
MOM! How can I show my fucking face at the lunch table now, YOU FUCKING BITCH?!