“Meatloaf is staying in the trash.”
That is a First World solution to a First World problem
The ultimate crime deserves the ultimate punishment
How could you, Skittles? How could you…
Excuse, your holiness, but we really need to cook these white people some Tibetan food.
Seems kind of harsh, but fair is fair
“Yes, hello? Health department? I’d like to report a gross violation of health codes at my local Starbucks. An employee there was wearing hair rollers and concealer on her…and you hung up.”