Have you thought of publishing this harrowing tale in any news magazines?
I have no choice but to eat the best food on earth!
You should try ordering something less complicated.
But how do they feel about you?
Are there more ingredients than cake batter and frappuccino?
The Earl of Grey himself would not be this upset
Man, that Superbowl Coke commercial really gave our nation’s dumbasses something to argue about.