Everyone stop being so damn comfortable!

Are you some sort of airborne hobo, riding the rails in the sky?

Perhaps try not flying Frontier if you’re looking for first class treatment?

That’s it! I’m upgrading to Platinum Elite!

I like the free flights whenever in the world I want. I hate that they’re not perfectly aligned with my schedule.

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The Air Marshall has probably already killed himself for the same reason.