A collection of first-world problems
It’s almost as if my hand was smaller back then…
Ugh, stop giving me so much extra food!
Hey, hey, hey, since when is McDonalds supposed to be serving good food?
If you only read one book this year, you should read more books
It doesn’t sound like you were going to have a great night if the lack of honey mustard can ruin it
Damned if you McDo, damned if you McDon’t
Just eat something and calm down
The Burger King would never suffer such an insult!