A collection of first-world problems
"Unreal" as in you’re not actually depressed, right?
Black looks better, feels better, is better.
No. I don’t think you’re kidding.
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)
If only there was something that could be done!
White Whine: A Study of First-World Problems Available Now at This Link
This dude is so rich he waxes his cotton.
Buy the White Whine book today for a chance to laugh on the toilet!
But at least your corpse will have some banging pumps to be buried in!
The perfect gift for that special asshole in your life
Before you complain, walk a mile in my heels